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RUMINATIONS
(First announced in Newsletter 1/24/26)
WHOZ DOIN WHAT IN 2026
Through next month…
Nuthin’ to report
CONGRATS-A-MUNDO TO ALL!
Nuthin’ to report
SEND YOUR RACE RESULTS TO: TEDMILLER01@GMAIL.COM
RUNNIN’ OFF AT THE MOUTH (Rerun from Newsletter 9/6/25)
“Runner’s logic: I’m too tired to work. I should go run.”
–Unknown
“You never realize how long a minute is until you’ve run on treadmill.”
–Unknown
“I’ll quit running when I’m dead, which feels like it will probably be in about another mile or two.”
–Unknown
“Run slow, get the most out of your entry fee.”
–Unknown
“A good run is like a cup of coffee. I’m much nicer after I’ve had one.”
–Unknown
ELSEWHERE ON THE NEWS – by Quietman Tom
Michigan Man Rescued After Becoming Frozen to Porta-Potty Seat During Subzero Temperatures
A Roseville man was rescued Friday morning after becoming stuck … an incident he says began when he accidentally sat in someone else’s urine… Officials reminded residents to exercise caution when using outdoor facilities during extreme cold.
THEMZ WHO WUZ THERE (except those forgotten or missed 😊)
Stats – We track attendance and Shawmont. Loggin’ the miles is just for fun.
Records: Attendance – 39 on 6/23/18. Shawmonts – 26 on 2/10/18.
This Week: Attendance – 6. Shawmont – 0.
- Trail Name: Distance
- AKA: 9
- Dr. Ned: 5
- Jamie: 7.5
- Quietman Tom: 7.5
- Teddio: 7
- Ying1: 9
Thanks for reading. Let’s have a great week!
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